"The Muppet Show" (Opening)

Kermit:   It's the Muppet Show with our Very Special Guest Star, _____!

Females:  It's time to play the music
	  It's time to light the lights
	  It's time to meet the Muppets on the Muppet Show tonight.

Males:    It's time to put on makeup
	  It's time to dress up right
	  It's time to raise the curtain on the Muppet Show tonight.

Waldorf:  Why do we always come here 
Statler:  I guess we'll never know
Waldorf:  It's like a kind of torture
both:     To have to watch the show

(brief interlude)

Muppets:  And now let's get things started
Audience: Why don't you get things started
Kermit:   It's time to get things started 
Muppets:  on the most sensational inspirational celebrational Muppetational
	  this is what we call the Muppet Show!

(Gonzo blows his trumpet)