@ALBUM: B-Sides and Rarities BAUHAUS contents: Telegram Sam Terror Couple Kill Colonel Scopes Third Uncle Bela Lugosi's Dead The Sanity Assassin @SONG: Telegram Sam telegram sam telegram sam you're my main man golden nose slim golden nose slim i know's where you 'bin purple pie pete purple pie pete your lips are like lightning girls melt in the heat telegram sam you're my main man telegram sam you're my main man bobby's alright bobby's alright he's a natural born poet he's just out a sight jungle faced jake jungle faced jake i said make no mistake about jungle faced jake automatic shoes automatic shoes give me 3d vision and the california blues me i funk but i don't care i ain't no square with my corkscrew hair telegram sam telegram sam i'm a howlin' wolf @SONG: Terror Couple Kill Colonel His eyes were heavy He carried a card One couple questioned, the other discharged Terror couple kill colonel In his West German home Three shots from three feet Dragged himself to the phone Terror couple kill colonel Terror couple kill colonel And as he lay there Playing games with his pain He felt his choice of jobs Was such a mistake He could have been a doctor in a soft easy chair Instead he chose three stars A territorial affair Terror couple kill colonel Terror couple kill colonel In his West German Home In his West German Home In his West German Home @SONG: Scopes Scopes Scopes Scopes Scopes Electroscope Galvanascope Hydroscope Polemescope Telescope Microscope Sizemoscope Periscope Polariscope Kaleidoscope Stethoscope The twenty scopes The twenty scopes The twenty scopes The twenty scopes The twenty scopes @SONG: THIRD UNCLE there are tins there was pork there are legs there are sharks there was john there are cliffs there was mother there's a poker there was you then there was you there are scenes there are blues there are boots there are shoes there are turks there are fools they're in lockers they're in schools they're in you then there was you burn my fingers burn my toes burn my uncle burn his books burn his shoes cook the leather put it on me does it fit me or you it looks tight on you @SONG: BELA LUGOSI'S DEAD white on white translucent black capes back on the back bela lugosi's dead the bats have left the bell tower the victims have been bled red velvet lines the black box bela lugosi's dead undead undead undead the virginal brides file past his tomb strewn with time's dead flowers bereft in deathly bloom alone in a darkened room the count bela lugosi's dead undead undead undead oh bela bela's undead @SONG: THE SANITY ASSASSIN sinister echoes clutching at straws letter boxes screaming you try to pin him to the wall you end up on the ceiling locked in a dome the shadows flicker by he's the madcap pusher delerium the drug he's dealing he drops a capsule in your drink and spikes your dreams with madness he's the sniper in the hills hiding in the holes in your head he's the poison in your poison the razor in your bed hanging on a picture eye lid needle and thread you empty yourself once again he's always one step ahead was it whispers in your ear nothing that you said ? he's walking in your sleep now he keeps your fat paranoia well fed he drops a capsule... the sanity assassin stays up all night stalking the sanity assassin picks off victims like flys the sanity assassin lets his fingers do the walking the sanity assassin the crack shot between your eyes he's got you in his sights he drops a capsule...