Ken.I.Am
Poetry by Our Lady of
Pain about myself. One day, our little mailing list
decided that each one of us would change places for the day, and OLoP got
stuck playing me. This was the result:
A spoof
Ken, I am, wearing white socks,
I can dance in a box,
I can dance in a club,
I can dance in the tub,
Ken I am, I dance,
Sometimes slow, like I'm in a trance,
Or fast, like there's ants in my pants,
I dance all the time
Do I look like a mime?
I dance in the street
Pitter patter of my feet,
I dance on cars,
Or on top of bars,
It doesn't matter to me,
As long as I am free
To dance, to dance, to be ME!
What you say?
Make me go away!
Never, never, I'm here to stay.
So dance, don't stop,
Watch me, Watch me, go "BOP, BOP, BOP"
I'll go spinning round, like a top,
With a little skip and a hop,
I never get tired or bored
When all the others fall on the floor
No, not me, I am no sloth
I'm just a dancing perkygoff!
It's fun just being Vlad, everyone should try!