-------------------------Mon Aug 4 17:32:28 1997
@b(From): moose (via thang)
it used to get so bad, karen and i would have to start talking
about our uteruses [uteri?] or tampax or something
:)
-moose
-------------------------Mon Aug 4 17:32:43 1997
I think the car stuff is kul.
-Jim Zelenka
-------------------------Mon Aug 4 17:32:44 1997
@b(From): axe (via thang)
most people find the car stuff tedious. especially girls.
-axe
-------------------------Mon Aug 4 17:32:58 1997
@b(From): moose (via thang)
depends on teh car stuff, fer me
-moose
-------------------------Mon Aug 4 17:33:01 1997
@b(From): @b(nerak-atem) (via thang)
uteri unite!
-@b(nerak-atem)
-------------------------Mon Aug 4 17:33:08 1997
@b(From): Brendan Hoar (via thang)
"I'm on a Moon Patrol!"
-Brendan Hoar
-------------------------Mon Aug 4 17:33:29 1997
@b(From): axe (via thang)
oh. girl ovary stuff is ok with me. might be educational. and i can
come up with some scary stuff there, too, i'm afraid (i won't tho)
-axe
-------------------------Mon Aug 4 17:33:38 1997
My problem is that I understand enough to know what you're talking about,
but not enough to have anything useful or interesting to contribute.
-Jim Zelenka
-------------------------Mon Aug 4 17:33:55 1997
@b(From): @b(nerak-atem) (via thang)
oh yeah, men stuff is REALLY scary.
really. it is. ick. ptui. :)
-@b(nerak-atem)
-------------------------Mon Aug 4 17:33:56 1997
@b(From): gerg Landrum (TM) (via thang)
the other night, whilst watching TV, we saw some commercial
with two women walking down a streambed... one
says to the other "When things get slippery, I worry
about control" At that point Ian muted the TV.
I was really, really worried that it was a feminine hygeine product
commercial.
;
luckily it was for some truck
-gerg Landrum (TM)
-------------------------Mon Aug 4 17:34:14 1997
@b(From): fauxgoth (via thang)
hey! i sat through a whole long explanation of a super B
and why it was cool and over engineered and original motot
and explanation of carburators and new fuel injection systens
from the factory clean and sticking a rs232 on your dash and
fuel economy going the hell otu the window
it's not tedious, it's just too much to absorb all at once
-fauxgoth
-------------------------Mon Aug 4 17:34:18 1997
@b(From): moose (via thang)
dang that's funy
-moose
-------------------------Mon Aug 4 17:34:29 1997
@b(From): moose (via thang)
er funny
-moose
-------------------------Mon Aug 4 17:34:39 1997
Okay, I'm going to claim that my objection is to detailed biological stuff,
not girl-biology in particular. I'm sure it's cultural conditioning or
something, but I get equally grossed out by people describing operations,
injuries, etc.
-Jim Zelenka
-------------------------Mon Aug 4 17:34:43 1997
@b(From): gerg Landrum (TM) (via thang)
we laughed and laughed... it's now a little running joke
-gerg Landrum (TM)
-------------------------Mon Aug 4 17:34:46 1997
@b(From): @b(nerak-atem) (via thang)
wow, that made me think of the
"skill" some women have.. the
table-tennis balls... or what
were they.
-@b(nerak-atem)
-------------------------Mon Aug 4 17:35:06 1997
@b(From): moose (via thang)
priscilla!
-moose
-------------------------Mon Aug 4 17:35:07 1997
@b(From): @b(nerak-atem) (via thang)
like i'm making sense. yeah. hi!
-@b(nerak-atem)
-------------------------Mon Aug 4 17:35:11 1997
@b(From): @b(nerak-atem) (via thang)
yes!!!!!
-@b(nerak-atem)
-------------------------Mon Aug 4 17:35:24 1997
@b(From): axe (via thang)
? what? what are they doing with the balls?
-axe
-------------------------Mon Aug 4 17:35:36 1997
@b(From): moose (via thang)
haven't you seen "the adventures of priscilla, queen of the desert"??
-moose
-------------------------Mon Aug 4 17:35:41 1997
@b(From): axe (via thang)
please not to confuse the gearhead.
-axe
-------------------------Mon Aug 4 17:35:51 1997
@b(From): axe (via thang)
er, no.
-axe
-------------------------Mon Aug 4 17:35:52 1997
@b(From): @b(nerak-atem) (via thang)
throwing them with vaginal (??) muscles
it's a mystery to me
-@b(nerak-atem)
-------------------------Mon Aug 4 17:35:54 1997
@b(From): moose (via thang)
one word: "LAUNCH"
-moose
-------------------------Mon Aug 4 17:36:13 1997
@b(From): Brendan Hoar (via thang)
I've seen that.
but, not in the movie.
-Brendan Hoar
-------------------------Mon Aug 4 17:36:28 1997
@b(From): axe (via thang)
throwing? are they like building some air pressure in the vagina and
propelling them like that?
-axe
-------------------------Mon Aug 4 17:36:28 1997
@b(From): gerg Landrum (TM) (via thang)
okay brendan... that's enough out of you
-gerg Landrum (TM)
-------------------------Mon Aug 4 17:36:53 1997
@b(From): axe (via thang)
or just squeezing and they pop out? what kinda range we talking here?
-axe
-------------------------Mon Aug 4 17:37:19 1997
@b(From): @b(nerak-atem) (via thang)
across the room.... 5-10ft??
-@b(nerak-atem)
-------------------------Mon Aug 4 17:37:26 1997
@b(From): Brendan Hoar (via thang)
axe nearly made me choke.
-Brendan Hoar
-------------------------Mon Aug 4 17:37:27 1997
@b(From): fauxgoth (via thang)
like the muscles are that strong axe
-fauxgoth
-------------------------Mon Aug 4 17:37:33 1997
@b(From): moose (via thang)
well the movie implied , yeah...
although i doubt it was really happening in teh movie :)
-moose
-------------------------Mon Aug 4 17:37:34 1997
@b(From): axe (via thang)
wow. that's pretty impressive.
-axe
-------------------------Mon Aug 4 17:37:52 1997
@b(From): fauxgoth (via thang)
somebody keep a log of this and send to me when you all are done, eh?
-fauxgoth
-------------------------Mon Aug 4 17:38:10 1997
@b(From): @b(nerak-atem) (via thang)
gray used to talk about this a lot.
like summer of 1991 or so. i think
he was pretty fixated about it
-@b(nerak-atem)
-------------------------Mon Aug 4 17:38:10 1997
@b(From): axe (via thang)
ok, this is less fun when the (few) girls start going away... :)
-axe
-------------------------Mon Aug 4 17:38:13 1997
@b(From): moose (via thang)
yes, dear.
i dunno, i've heard of some women having amazing muscle control
-moose
-------------------------Mon Aug 4 17:38:21 1997
@b(From): gerg Landrum (TM) (via thang)
yeah, I'm sad that I'm gonna have to leave in
5 minutes
-gerg Landrum (TM)
-------------------------Mon Aug 4 17:38:33 1997
@b(From): axe (via thang)
wait, i still don't understand how they're doing it...?
-axe
-------------------------Mon Aug 4 17:38:36 1997
@b(From): gerg Landrum (TM) (via thang)
yeah, muscle control, massage
mmmmm
-gerg Landrum (TM)
-------------------------Mon Aug 4 17:38:39 1997
@b(From): gerg Landrum (TM) (via thang)
sorry
-gerg Landrum (TM)
-------------------------Mon Aug 4 17:39:07 1997
@b(From): axe (via thang)
can they, like, fire them accurately?
-axe
-------------------------Mon Aug 4 17:39:08 1997
@b(From): moose (via thang)
probably teh same muscles that control urine flow
you know, the ones you do the keigel exercises for
-moose
-------------------------Mon Aug 4 17:39:17 1997
@b(From): fauxgoth (via thang)
no, i'm just not partipating
-fauxgoth
-------------------------Mon Aug 4 17:39:32 1997
@b(From): gerg Landrum (TM) (via thang)
axe, you have the same muscles
-gerg Landrum (TM)
-------------------------Mon Aug 4 17:39:49 1997
@b(From): fauxgoth (via thang)
yeah, but not hte same launching equipment
-fauxgoth
-------------------------Mon Aug 4 17:40:02 1997
@b(From): gerg Landrum (TM) (via thang)
yeah, more of a catapult type assembly
-gerg Landrum (TM)
-------------------------Mon Aug 4 17:40:04 1997
Well, maybe if they were bb's.
-Todd Williamson
-------------------------Mon Aug 4 17:40:10 1997
@b(From): moose (via thang)
ow
-moose
-------------------------Mon Aug 4 17:40:15 1997
@b(From): gerg Landrum (TM) (via thang)
"different muscles"
-gerg Landrum (TM)
-------------------------Mon Aug 4 17:40:20 1997
@b(From): axe (via thang)
no, but i think i might be able to get 5' from a ping-pong ball with _my_
equipment...
-axe
-------------------------Mon Aug 4 17:40:31 1997
@b(From): fauxgoth (via thang)
i've always wanted to try strengethening them, but i can never tell
when i'm doing it right
and i dont have anybody to ask
-fauxgoth
-------------------------Mon Aug 4 17:40:45 1997
@b(From): axe (via thang)
I BET YOU CAN GET SOME VOLUNTEERS
-axe
-------------------------Mon Aug 4 17:40:58 1997
@b(From): gerg Landrum (TM) (via thang)
oh, I'm glad someone else said that
-gerg Landrum (TM)
-------------------------Mon Aug 4 17:40:58 1997
@b(From): axe (via thang)
ya know, maybe :)
-axe
-------------------------Mon Aug 4 17:41:07 1997
@b(From): fauxgoth (via thang)
i'm not asking for voulnteers
i had help a couple of times tho
-fauxgoth
-------------------------Mon Aug 4 17:41:21 1997
@b(From): moose (via thang)
i've heard just stick with the keigel exercises
-moose
-------------------------Mon Aug 4 17:41:24 1997
@b(From): @b(nerak-atem) (via thang)
the keigel's are supposedly good
for orgasm stuff right? anything else?
uh, that they're good for. uh, not
that good orgasms aren't reason enough.
uh. yeah.
-@b(nerak-atem)
-------------------------Mon Aug 4 17:41:46 1997
@b(From): moose (via thang)
well that and bladder control :)
-moose
-------------------------Mon Aug 4 17:41:47 1997
@b(From): fauxgoth (via thang)
karen: yeah
otherwise why bother? :-)
-fauxgoth
-------------------------Mon Aug 4 17:41:52 1997
@b(From): gerg Landrum (TM) (via thang)
yeah, good for orgasm stuff... also good for stimulating
your partner
-gerg Landrum (TM)
-------------------------Mon Aug 4 17:41:55 1997
@b(From): moose (via thang)
and, er, squeezing
-moose
-------------------------Mon Aug 4 17:42:06 1997
@b(From): fauxgoth (via thang)
definitely want a copy of the log
-fauxgoth
-------------------------Mon Aug 4 17:42:10 1997
@b(From): Steven (via thang)
(as productivity here at edoc GRINDS to a halt...)
-Steven
-------------------------Mon Aug 4 17:42:36 1997
@b(From): moose (via thang)
like you're suffering
-moose
-------------------------Mon Aug 4 17:42:38 1997
@b(From): fauxgoth (via thang)
hey, you're the one laughing hysterically
@small(you can tell he's young. you'll have to forgive him ;-))
-fauxgoth
-------------------------Mon Aug 4 17:42:44 1997
@b(From): Brendan Hoar (via thang)
"grinds"
-Brendan Hoar
-------------------------Mon Aug 4 17:42:59 1997
@b(From): fauxgoth (via thang)
just about brendan's aga, apparently...
-fauxgoth
-------------------------Mon Aug 4 17:43:12 1997
@b(From): @b(nerak-atem) (via thang)
how many ways are there to do keigels
anyway? i mean.. there's only so
much stuff down there...
-@b(nerak-atem)
-------------------------Mon Aug 4 17:43:12 1997
@b(From): axe (via thang)
so wait, squeezing helps you guys with orgasms?
-axe
-------------------------Mon Aug 4 17:43:44 1997
@b(From): moose (via thang)
the only keigel i know of involves the same muscles used for urine
control
-moose
-------------------------Mon Aug 4 17:43:52 1997
@b(From): fauxgoth (via thang)
no, the stronger muscles make for better orgasms
arousal is just tension
better tension better release, i imagine...
-fauxgoth
-------------------------Mon Aug 4 17:43:53 1997
@b(From): axe (via thang)
like, they're better/easier if you squeeze? i thought it was just for
partner pleasure...
-axe
-------------------------Mon Aug 4 17:44:10 1997
@b(From): moose (via thang)
as for your question, axe, there are many things that tehy say helps
-moose
-------------------------Mon Aug 4 17:44:11 1997
@b(From): fauxgoth (via thang)
also, depends on the woman, of course
-fauxgoth
-------------------------Mon Aug 4 17:44:12 1997
@b(From): axe (via thang)
oh. ok.
-axe
-------------------------Mon Aug 4 17:44:40 1997
@b(From): axe (via thang)
esther: yeah, i know. i'm just curious about the squeezing thing.
-axe
-------------------------Mon Aug 4 17:44:56 1997
@b(From): axe (via thang)
(and the ping pong balls)
-axe
-------------------------Mon Aug 4 17:45:04 1997
@b(From): gerg Landrum (TM) (via thang)
axe, it works on boys too
^on^for
-gerg Landrum (TM)
-------------------------Mon Aug 4 17:45:10 1997
@b(From): fauxgoth (via thang)
FUCK
i got ABSOLUTELY *nothing* done today
nothing
and i'm late to tutor
-fauxgoth
-------------------------Mon Aug 4 17:45:16 1997
@b(From): Steven (via thang)
so young, yes fleur. please teach me...
-Steven
-------------------------Mon Aug 4 17:45:27 1997
@b(From): moose (via thang)
ummmmm
-moose
-------------------------Mon Aug 4 17:45:28 1997
@b(From): fauxgoth (via thang)
also, stand by on the fleurcam this week
big haircolor change planned
-fauxgoth
-------------------------Mon Aug 4 17:45:31 1997
@b(From): axe (via thang)
see. volunteer. no problem.
-axe
-------------------------Mon Aug 4 17:45:38 1997
@b(From): axe (via thang)
heh :)
-axe
-------------------------Mon Aug 4 17:45:44 1997
@b(From): fauxgoth (via thang)
HOSTILE WORK ENVIRONMENT!
GET ME OUT OF HERE!
-fauxgoth
-------------------------Mon Aug 4 17:45:58 1997
@b(From): @b(nerak-atem) (via thang)
so what does the male version do.
is it that "lifting" thing?
-@b(nerak-atem)
-------------------------Mon Aug 4 17:45:58 1997
@b(From): Brendan Hoar (via thang)
Calgon....
-Brendan Hoar
-------------------------Mon Aug 4 17:46:04 1997
@b(From): @b(nerak-atem) (via thang)
bye fleur
-@b(nerak-atem)
-------------------------Mon Aug 4 17:46:18 1997
@b(From): gerg Landrum (TM) (via thang)
karen: yes, lifting and swelling of the glans
-gerg Landrum (TM)
-------------------------Mon Aug 4 17:46:18 1997
@b(From): axe (via thang)
gerg: oh yeah, ok, i get it. i didn't know the girl muscle was also the
urine control thing. cool.
-axe
-------------------------Mon Aug 4 17:46:27 1997
@b(From): Brendan Hoar (via thang)
see ya fleur...
-Brendan Hoar
-------------------------Mon Aug 4 17:46:27 1997
@b(From): fauxgoth (via thang)
"new mail from Mark J. Andy as respects i fucking"
no really
i love pine
-fauxgoth
-------------------------Mon Aug 4 17:46:27 1997
@b(From): @b(nerak-atem) (via thang)
ah. got it
-@b(nerak-atem)
-------------------------Mon Aug 4 17:46:40 1997
@b(From): fauxgoth (via thang)
oh god heheheheheheheheheheh
lifting
-fauxgoth
-------------------------Mon Aug 4 17:46:44 1997
@b(From): axe (via thang)
see? this is _great_! all kinds of learning going on here!
-axe
-------------------------Mon Aug 4 17:47:01 1997
@b(From): fauxgoth (via thang)
yep, now I go teach
reading that is
-fauxgoth
-------------------------Mon Aug 4 17:47:04 1997
@b(From): gerg Landrum (TM) (via thang)
I've gotta run
someone send me the log too please
:-)
-gerg Landrum (TM)
-------------------------Mon Aug 4 17:47:04 1997
@b(From): fauxgoth (via thang)
bye
-fauxgoth
-------------------------Mon Aug 4 17:47:13 1997
@b(From): axe (via thang)
later, she teaches "other" things.
-axe
-------------------------Mon Aug 4 17:47:22 1997
@b(From): axe (via thang)
later youse.
-axe
-------------------------Mon Aug 4 17:47:22 1997
@b(From): moose (via thang)
hey! that makes good money.
dammit.
-moose
-------------------------Mon Aug 4 17:47:54 1997
@b(From): Brendan Hoar (via thang)
later, greg..
-Brendan Hoar
-------------------------Mon Aug 4 17:47:59 1997
@b(From): @b(nerak-atem) (via thang)
bye gerg
-@b(nerak-atem)
-------------------------Mon Aug 4 17:48:22 1997
@b(From): axe (via thang)
ok, this makes more sense. excellent! today i learned to sorta slalom,
and about the squeezing/muscle girl/guy thing. kul.
-axe
-------------------------Mon Aug 4 17:48:58 1997
@b(From): Brendan Hoar (via thang)
--- cut sex log here ---
-Brendan Hoar
-------------------------Mon Aug 4 17:49:03 1997
Telnet code is bletcherous.
-Jay Laefer
-------------------------Mon Aug 4 17:49:05 1997
@b(From): axe (via thang)
so, uh, who's got the strongest, uh, of those there msucles?
-axe
-------------------------Mon Aug 4 17:49:11 1997
@b(From): Brendan Hoar (via thang)
damn!
-Brendan Hoar
-------------------------Mon Aug 4 17:49:17 1997
@b(From): axe (via thang)
oh, sorry bren. ok.
-axe
-------------------------Mon Aug 4 17:49:58 1997
@b(From): moose (via thang)
like we measure.
unlike guys :)
-moose
-------------------------Mon Aug 4 17:50:12 1997
@b(From): Brendan Hoar (via thang)
they keep bidding...
-Brendan Hoar
-------------------------Mon Aug 4 17:50:30 1997
@b(From): Brendan Hoar (via thang)
uh, nevermind.
-Brendan Hoar
-------------------------Mon Aug 4 17:51:27 1997
@b(From): axe (via thang)
i know nothing about measuring. oh wait...
-axe
-------------------------Mon Aug 4 17:52:27 1997
@b(From): moose (via thang)
i'll never forget my psycho-ex-housemate's then boyfriend going into a
wild PANIC because he was convinced his dick was shrinking.
-moose
-------------------------Mon Aug 4 17:52:46 1997
@b(From): moose (via thang)
he didn't like me BEFORE i laughed myself right off the couch
-moose
-------------------------Mon Aug 4 17:53:02 1997
@b(From): axe (via thang)
he "paniced"? like, "it's shrinking _right now_?"
-axe
-------------------------Mon Aug 4 17:53:18 1997
@b(From): axe (via thang)
boy, i suck at , like typing.
-axe
-------------------------Mon Aug 4 17:53:46 1997
@b(From): moose (via thang)
well in a matter of like two weeks he'd gone [allegedly] "down" in size
about a half inch
first he told my psycho-housemate that her tape measure was wrong
then when HIS showed the same, er, length, he went bonkers
-moose
-------------------------Mon Aug 4 17:54:06 1997
@b(From): @b(nerak-atem) (via thang)
what a wacko
-@b(nerak-atem)
-------------------------Mon Aug 4 17:54:23 1997
I'm melting! I'm MELTING!
-Jay Laefer
-------------------------Mon Aug 4 17:54:26 1997
@b(From): axe (via thang)
leetle paranoid about that inches/manhood thing. sheesh.
-axe
-------------------------Mon Aug 4 17:54:34 1997
@b(From): Brendan Hoar (via thang)
maybe I left some of it under the couch?
-Brendan Hoar
-------------------------Mon Aug 4 17:54:43 1997
@b(From): @b(nerak-atem) (via thang)
whoa
-@b(nerak-atem)
-------------------------Mon Aug 4 17:54:49 1997
@b(From): axe (via thang)
uh, maybe... ?
-axe
-------------------------Mon Aug 4 17:54:50 1997
@b(From): moose (via thang)
there was a reason i called him "boob"
-moose
-------------------------Mon Aug 4 17:55:37 1997
@b(From): moose (via thang)
there was that
then there was the time boob threatened to come into my bedroom at 3 am
wearing nothing but a glow-in-the-dark condom
he changed his mind when i pointed out that, without my glasses, all I'd
see was something moving in my room and I'd likely pick up the nearest thing
and start swinging
-moose
-------------------------Mon Aug 4 17:56:09 1997
@b(From): axe (via thang)
"nearest thing" being the glowing blob..
-axe
-------------------------Mon Aug 4 17:56:18 1997
@b(From): Brendan Hoar