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The great mystique of the Ooah Lady is what gives her her attraction, and far be it for me to attempt to define her. I would guess that I have at least 20 Ooah Ladies in my collection; they seem to find me, and I take them in. The Ooah Lady's name was derived from my sister and I when we were little. We gave her her name because, to us, her lips were in a shape which was clearly discernable as saying "Ooah." I recently introduced the family tortoises, Sunny and Maya, to the wonders of the Ooah Lady. Though they were interested at first, their curiosity soon waned when they discovered she wasn't good eatin'.