Bob's Doom Page

I was thinking on the bus yesterday that about that wacky and wonderful game Doom. It is like a black hole for time. "Gee, I've bit of work to do, I think I'll spend 5 minutes playing Doom." Next thing you know, the sun has set and you're alone in the lab.

• Tank Girl Doom - Replace the picture at the bottom of the screen with Tank Girl. You can add random plasters to her head when she gets hurt. The imps can be replaced by evil-looking kangaroos and sergeants can be replaced by Sergeant Small Unit.
  
• Doomsbury - Replace the hero with, you guessed it, Mike Doonsbury. Let the little rectangle-nosed guy smirk in the box on bottom while attacked by such monsters as Duke and the dreaded Mr. Butts. The cacodemons could be Ron Headrest.
• Supermodel Doom - Sick of those pretentious exomorphic mutants in magazines, on TV, in the movies, even on the net? Well, get take out your aggressions with Cindy Crawford as an imp, or the evil El McPherseon as a Duke of Hell.
• DC Crackhouse Doom - I thought of this the moment I heard DC police can carry anti-tank weapons. You are a cop in the bad part of DC. But it's ok, 'cos you're armed to the teeth. Replace the bad guys with crackheads, pimps, and all the rest of the DC underground. Look out for the dreaded cyberdemon, in the guise of ex(?) mayor Marion Barry!
• Doom in Hell - Yes, it's those lovable Matt Greoning characters and they're here to take over the world. They're all here. Binky, Sheba, Ackbar, Jeff, whatever.
• Redneck Doom - The shotguns are there. All you need are pickup-trucks and to dress the barons of hell in plaid and there you are.
• Doom on Ice!!! - Yup. You never woulda thunk it, but why not? The Doomcapades. Replace the floor with ice and put the bad guys on ice skates, shoot 'em and watch the momentum make 'em fly backwards! Beware the Cyberzamboni!
• JTHM Doom - Yes, it's your favourite axe-wielding homicidal maniac, NNY, in his own Doom adventure. Admittedly, it might not be as challenging, chasing around unarmed, screaming people, but think of the fun you'll have chasing them down with only knives, axes, and the BPS-9000.
• Despair aka Existential Doom - Fight the demons of self-doubt in a hell of your own making, armed with nothing but your wits and a double-barrelled shotgun! Run down the corridors of life, hunting for the (red, blue and yellow) keys to your identity. Let your responsibility for your own actions and the actions of others heal your metaphysical wounds. But beware the dreaded Kafkademon.

If anyone knows if any of these exists or wants to make one, tell me. I'd like to use it at some point when I don't have time to. Also, feel free to make more suggestions about other possible versions. I'll add them to my list, if I feel like it.

There does exist a South Park version of Quake.