Date: Fri, 5 Apr 1996 15:24:41 -0500 (EST)
From: -NatiOn- 
Subject: Re: April is "National Mood-Swing Month."


that's right.  i'm officially declaring it the mother of all meniacal, 
manic-depressive mood-fests.

things to do to celebrate Mood-Swing Month:

run with scissors at the PopStop.  mosh alone while listening to 
Liszt.  attach your nipple clips to random tourists.  mix depressants and 
stimulants (Captain Morgan, meet my friend latte). paint with 
watercolours and fire.  kill your television (thank you, Ned's).  eat 
paste (hell, eat a whole collage.)  touch yourself while watching a Jackie 
Chan flick.  watch "Old Yeller" and laugh hysterically (unless you've 
already killed your TV.)  shoot back for a change.  cry in your soup.  
make someone eat his own baseball cap.  remove a hack artist's ass with a 
spoon.  eat (gasp) pork.  go to the office in full make-up.  chase dogs.  
go piss up a flagpole.  snarl at small children.  go to a museum (this is 
always a good idea.)  throw up on someone you love.  annoy yourself with 
old disco records.  eat your own lips.  drive too slow.  drive too fast.  
kiss the sky (thanx, Jimi.) forcefeed someone gummi bears.  expose 
yourself.  bite someone you hate, then kiss them and tell them to 
fuckoff.  urinate on the VP's desk.  stare at yourself in the mirror.  
keelhaul someone.  run for your life.

Luis,  what was the recipe for urine latte again?

-Vince
"okay, -so, um, ..i'm like ..uhh.. drunk an' stuff."
					 -Moose (at pub crawl.)