Date: Sun, 11 Aug 1996 03:32:31 -0400 (EDT)
From: -NatiOn- 
To: narf!! 
Subject: D'oh!!

More hazards of drunken painting:

1. accidentally washing your brush (several times) in your scotch&soda
before wondering why the drink tastes like acrylic and the canvas smells
like alcohol.  mmm.  yummy cobalt blue.  oh, well.. i'm told that
Francisco Goya used to drink absinthe and turpentine (that would explain
his schizophrenia)

2. "accidentally" painting your own left foot.  i'll tell ya' one thing:
when your toes are pasted together it really hurts.  ..no, i mean it
_really_ hurts!

3. accidentally painting the television.  well, maybe that was a _good_
thing.

4. accidentally painting your right foot to create a more asthetic
contrast with your aching left foot.

5. accidentally painting your hands to match your aching (but visually
stunning) feet.

6. grabbing the cat with wet paint on your hands.

7. typing with semi-dry acrylic paint and cat hair on your hands.


-Vince (NatiOn) :: :  :   :    : an overpopulated psyche.. an army of one.