Date: Wed, 3
Jul 1996 13:31:11 -0400 (EDT)
From: -NatiOn- 
To: them 
Subject: a.m.

0700  wake up.  would have woken up earlier if i hadn't smashed my alarm 
clock with a wooden practice katana last saturday.

0710  much puking.  ick.  graham crackers and milk & dr. pepper are not as 
sublime a combination as they sound, especially at 3am.

0725  clean up bathroom.  don't you hate it when your projectile barfs 
miss their target? :P

0745  call in late for work.

0750  breakfast: Alka Seltzer on the rocks, fig newtons, and (because 
i'm still a growing boy) a fresh clove to wash it all down.

0825  remember Doom2 ?

1000  leave for work.

1002  turn car around.  go back into house.  put on pants.

1010  leave for work again.

1025  quick stop at McD for real (hah!) food.  try to pick up really 
attractive business type woman in line at McD.  (almost got her phone # 
too, but then her boyfriend showed up.)

1037  shouting match with big burly boyfriend type.  leave McD before 
scene turns ugly.

1049  McD has messed up order.  pork!  ack!  there is pork in my 
egg&cheese biscuit!

1051  after cursing the entire McD staff (incl. Ronald, Mayor McCheese, 
the Hamburglar, and that big post-nuclear purple Barneyesque thing (you 
know the one: he's all purple and chunky, and he bounces around a lot.  
he looks like a ransid McNugget or something.  what the hell's _his_ 
problem, anyway?)) i remove the offensive pork and place it where it'll do 
the least damage (don't ask.)

1103  projectile vomit is really cool if you're forced to do it out your 
car window @ 75 mph.  You get the coolest stares, too.  oh, well.  so 
much for that egg&cheese biscuit.

1133  arrive at work.

1134  run back to elevator,  remove ring from nose.

1135 arrive at work again.  check once more to make sure i'm wearing
pants.

..etc

-Vince