Date: Wed, 11 Sep 1996 16:54:50 -0400 (EDT)
From: Nikita
Subject: new underwear

Well, on my lunch break today, I went and bought some new underwear. I found a whole bunch on sale. Usually, they are about five bucks a pair, but today, they were only $3. AND if you bought 5 pairs, you got the sixth free. They had choice between boxers or briefs, too. Usually, I go with the boxers. Free and easy. They had all sorts of colors, your basic blue, white, green, but they also had several patterns as well, plaid, strips, polka dots, squares, santa clause, brick, tweed, thatch, birds, horses. I decided on the fruit of the loom. They used to have the best commercials. I miss the fruity guys. They were cool. Now, they have those stupid feel good commericials. They piss me off. Maybe tomorrow, I'll get some socks. I need those too.

Jeff