Well, all of us here at Blah have managed to collect together a few sayings that we firmly believe improve our daily life.

Well even if they don't, we certainly use them often enough anyway.



Usually a blah post will contain one or more of the following words/phrases:

(Karak's Commentary)

"SPLOOGE"
"Wanker"
"Dork"
"Cute"
"I'm going to kick your ass"
"faster Pussy Cat..KILL KILL"
"Jeff & the 1001 personalities"
"DIE"
"No..You DIE"
"I'll Kill You"
"Not the green SPLOOGE"
"It's a penis...TOUCH IT"
"Go to Switzer land...get the Chocolate"

(Additions from Soma)

"People are Idiots"
"People SUCK"
"so like...yeah"
"i hate people"
"hey look more freak mail!"
"shoot him"
"adam sucks" "no he doesn't" "yes he does" "shut up" "no you shut up"..."wah!"
"it's so dark!"
"i'm a freak of nature, i have 3 uteruses"
"anyone want a slightly infected ear?"
"crisco?"
"suck suck suck"
*all paraphrased of course. ;)*

(Additions from Jeff)
"Goddamn you! Goddamn you all to Hell!"
"Sheep? Nipple clips? Where's my lube?"
"Clean up in aisle 3!"

(and finally additions from Marcy)

bitch, whine, moan, complain.
spam
no conspiracy
that bitch lindsay (oops, did i say that???)
cant we all just get along?
muaaaahahahahahahahahaha.