Date: Mon, 1 Jul 1996 09:40:14 -0400 (EDT)
From: Ken Nagle
To: Freaks List
Subject: For the Quotes File: Projektfest '96 (more to come)

"Is he wearing mood clothing?" -Vlad tries to explain why the lead singer for Black Tape's clothes keep changing from black to red.

"I'm to sexy for my fishnets!" -Karen expresses the attitude of some Projektgoers

"THE GODDESS OF ANCHORAGE!" -John punctuates the words of a certain infamous young goth

"What do you do?" "I'm a stripper." -a conversation we really wished we could have crawled under a rock and laughed about

"My father beat me until I was fifteen, but I still love him." -that same conversation

"LOSE WEIGHT!" -a very well feeling john expressing his feelings for a bandmember

"I don't want to see you without a shirt unless I'm having sex with you." -random gothgirl describing that same Black Tape singer after he took his shirt off and started running around with a lace scarf on his head

"And the brother's running around with his cell phone and no batteries thinking he's cool..." -random guy on El-train, Red line Howard to Belmont

"The Bauhaus video is GONE?" -Vlad becomes *very* distressed

"I found this little airplane bottle of Chartruese..." -Laszlo sharing his find

"Do you believe in vampires?" "Vanpers?" "Vampires. You know, Bela Lugosi?" -John talking to our cabbie on the way to Neos

"Maybe we should all go get a burrito or something." -Vlad to {exile} after first meeting him

"Play some Skynard." -John making comments on the abilities of Sophia Run

"Um, let's see. Allegory went up onstage with one keyboardist, three guitarists, and a lead singer. Then they put a smoke machine over themselves so you couldn't see them and their music has no guitars in it. Hmmm, you think they are really playing up there?" -Vlad talking to himself about Milli Vanilli

"Did she call you a bitch? Well, go talk to Allegory over there. They usually deal with this stuff. Or maybe Denny. Hi Denny!" -John explaining insane homeless person coping tactics

"I just blew a nut and went to sleep." -I'll just leave this one anonymous. It wasn't me!

"I've gotta get a pipe!" -anonymous

"Edgar's drug of choice ha ha ha!" -anonymous

"You really think there's something in there?" -John remarking on the pyramid styled sepulchres

"Let me deconstruct that." -Ron Carrier discussing flaming tactics

"Your mom reads alt.gothic and writes to Petro?" -Vlad and Karen's reaction to Ron Carrier's confession

"My mom has thought it was a phase for some years now." -Ron Carrier describes his past

"You never did come down to Richmond." -Electric Hellfire Club hassle Karen

"But I don't have sex with them!" -That infamous conversation haunts yet again

"Rico Suave" -John's description of lead singer of Black Tape