From: KENNETH.NAGLE@EY.COM
Subject: It's All in the Marketing- ATTN SINGLE BLAH MALES!!!! (was:
Date: Tue, 28 Oct 1997 09:11:56 -0500

I don't think Karen's posts on the pagan event attracted the attention it
should have and I shall now show why with the following Modest Proposal:

1997 Holy Shit, Come Meet *ME* in DC

That's right, pagans are descending from all over the area onto the Mall
this Friday.

There will be all sorts of pagan hogwash, but the important thing is that
there will be women.

LOTS OF WOMEN!!!! (and probably a few womyn and wombyn).

Now consider the following example (Jeff & John esp.):

Say 10,000 pagans show up.

8,000 will be of the female gender.

3,000 will not be lesbians or men-haters.

10% will actually be attractive.

That makes 300 (count them, 300) attractive women who have not met you
before and thus have no pre-formed prejuduces. And each of them, as a
practicing pagan, comes equiped with NINJA VOODOO MAGIC(tm)!

Four out of Five Kofihouse Ed's agree that NINJAVOODOOMAGIC(tm) = GOOD!

So come out with all the babes! So you have to deal with some psychodrama
and some men-hating psychobitches from hell(tm). Don't you think it will
be worth a little hassle?

       Ken

Remember: Sheep skin condoms are much more intune with the earth!