Unfortunately, boys and girls, some of our visitors have been incited to fits of madness due to their stay with us, and out of concern for their well being we have felt it neccessary to confine them in padded rooms so they can neither take out their aggressions on the world or on themselves.

Be careful just how long you spend out their in the maze of Jeff's Madness, it might be contagious, and you certainly don't want this to happen to you.


lost from tour number 17, found 6 days, five hours and seventeen minutes after reported loss. Madness complete. Can't remember how to speak or read.

So now if you are ready to return to The Miscellaneous Weirdness Page or perhaps The Blah Page You can follow me.


lost from tour 32, found 4 days, 16 hours and forty seven minutes after being reported lost. Madness complete. Doesn't remember name or family.

Try not to watch him too long, you can see the madness in his eyes, I'd hate to see it spread to yours.

Your Ever Enduring Tour Guide,
Mina De Gregario


lost on tour 76, found 2 days, 4 hours and thirteen minutes after being reported lost. Suicidal and homicidal tendencies. Claims to be a lawyer for the city. Has moments of seeming calm in which he can remember his name. And other moments of screaming rages in which he proclaims these tunnels are cursed and full of "monsters". He may recover, outcome unknown.