You see, boys and girls, every once in a while, the stress of ordinary life gets to us, and although we try to face the world of reality, we have, at times, been known to crack under the pressure.
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The Following is a documented case of Jeff's fits of Multiple Personality Disorder, in which Jeff and his many personas fight with each other and discuss the merits of slow days on "blah".

Perhaps this will give you insight on us, and help you understand the crazy antics we perform, after all, this is what happens to us when we get bored.


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So read on dear Victi^H^H^H^H^H child and try to follow along in this maze of confusion and madness.

Can you find the "real" Jeff in all this?

I'll even be a dear, and help lead you through...

The Four Various Identities of Jeff Now captured on film.

The Saga Begins...

Try to keep up, you don't want to get lost... eyes


Your Maliciou^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^HDevoted Tour Guide,
Mina De Gregario